Master list
General Catalog-
‘She poisoned the strawberries’
Fresh picked strawberries, the musk of a scorned lover, cold sparkling champagne.
‘Mountain cats will come to drag away your bones’
Pepper, laurel leaf, wood, musk, tobacco, amber, fresh mountain air.
‘The library, burning down with us’
Burnt edges of books, the overpowering scent of gasoline wafting around the wooden banister, wax candles melting on a desk.
‘Two cups of tea, a summer monsoon, and me and you.’
Rain on cracked soil, wet creosote, a swelling monsoon, desert cedar, black tea.
‘Half hoping to be eaten by a bear.’
Woody, sweet bare skin; the lingering scent of dry leaves on a cold morning.
‘filled with the heat of a reckless summer’
Realistic blueberry bush, honeysuckle wafting in the air, surrounded by the scent of an aging barn.
‘Decomposing roses for a decomposed romance’
Rose, white musk, vanilla, pink peppercorn, honeysuckle.
‘Dusty stacks of vinyl records on an antique store floor’
Arabian sandalwood, dusty aged paper, cedar, warm stagnant air, patchouli, vetiver, amryris, musk.
‘The blues are all the same’
Smooth vanilla cognac, aged barrel wood, and sticky honey.
‘If the sharks don’t get to you first, the sun will.’
Realistic sunscreen, hot summer sun, salty beach waves splashing around a wooden raft.
‘Lay Me in the Earth, and from My Fair and Unpolluted Flesh Let Violets Spring’
Milky baby deer skin, soft fur musk, warm earth, oak trees, floral forest floor moss.
‘The soft crunch of bread and bone’
Flakey coconut French Madelines, stifling bakery air, vanilla cremé and crunchy macarons, the last sip of green tea with a mysterious lover.
‘A living warmth, and a picture of death’
Peppery flowers and herbs, hay and old roses, musky cloves, a sharp glint of metal and worn leather.
‘Nobody’s happy in a poodle skirt and sweater set’
Soft pillowy cotton candy and spring flowers, a field of luscious painted lavender, the scent of a town both pleasant and eerie.
‘The sweater we buried you with is hanging in my closet’
A luscious blend of three different vanillas, resinous amber, Arabian sandalwood, a soft cashmere sweater.
‘My whole life is a delicate cycle’
Bubbly Laundry soap, the metal clink of change in machines, a cotton bra with an unknown owner.
‘Buried beneath the shallow hay’
Aging barn wood, the musk of a lingering spirit, old and weathered hay bales.
‘The wolf only needs luck to find you once’
Crisp forest night air, lunar musk, large drifting oakwood trees, the musky scent of a trailing shadow.
‘11 days in December’
The scent of an abandoned car, wet footprints leading to a path, an exotic mystery trail of citrus, spice, dust, and oil.
‘The taste of almost summer’
Orange dreamsicle ice cream and soft tuberose, blended with pink cotton candy and lavender.
‘That first morning moment’
Cozy blend of lavender and chamomile tea, with notes of white amber and soft cotton.
‘Swamp elixir’
Soft honeysuckle and mossy oak trees, blended with water lilies and sparkling pink lemonade.
‘Before you were dust’
Herbal bay leaves and black tea blended with sweet tobacco, the smell of a deep belly laugh, an old wooden cane, a worn out hat and a cracked leather jacket.
‘The Peach Queen’
Delicate blend of rosy golden peaches, skin musk, and white amber.
‘You belong among the wildflowers’ expiring October 1st for the season
Lemongrass and wild red poppies, blended with sunflowers, Spanish moss, and dogwood.
‘Nothing rusts in the desert, the air is full of ghosts’ expiring October 1st for the season
Pink cactus flowers and sweet grass, with notes of warm rain and woody dry vanilla.
‘I was born a bitch, I was born a painter.’ expiring October 1st for the season
Sweet basil and violets, blended with Spanish moss, yarrow oil, and blue musk.
‘The secret of wives and widows’
A dark and mysterious blend of Arabian sandalwood, luscious vanilla, orchids and southern night air, white tea in a fine cup of China held by a figure with long painted nails.
‘The woman and her time-traveling picnic basket’
Lush aged golden amber, dry sage, buckwheat honey, and orange blossoms. A red gingham blanket under the summer sun, and an endless amount of days.
‘She plucked our hearts fresh from the grove and served them up for supper’
Earthy figs and warm sun dried tomatoes, blended with lush honeysuckle.
‘The same way I am in love with the moon’
Palo santo blended with smoked sandalwood and a lunar accord. Deep and reminiscent of a breezy night under a looming full moon.
‘It’s all in your head’
Sun-warmed Texas sunflowers in a bright field, luscious dark amber, vanilla, and freshly baked bread.
MX mcjangles-
Gourd pumpkin and incense, tangled with black wisteria
Dave- hot pumpkin spice latte and sticky caramel popcorn dripping in caramel sauce
Fall collection 2020
‘Goth dolly’ *
Peru balsam blended with spiced sandalwood, and black lipstick accord. A tribute to womanhood and being whoever you want to be.
‘Night of the living basil’ *
Holy basil, cloves, darkened orange spice
‘Color me blood orange’ *
Fresh Italian orange blood blended with autumnal spices and honeysuckle
‘Dawn of the dragonsblood’
Dragonsblood and fiery lava accord blended with myrrh-covered roses *
‘Dr. F Krueger’s world famous night-time sleep tonic’ *
Heavy, pure German chamomile blended with relaxing and warm sandalwood, A sinister blend designed to make you sleep deeply and dream peacefully...
‘A hundred times I dreamed I was a star’
Grey pine needles and tea rose blended with light black pepper and sage. Woody and fresh, reminiscent of a chilly autumn night sky peppered with a million stars.*
‘Scream ferociously’
Orange blossoms and fierce summer lemonade, blended with green leaves and black tea
‘Cardigan’
Bergamot and spiced cardamom blended with Egyptian musk superior and sandalwood
‘Red string of fate’
Red musk and black, burnt amber blended with golden honey and black molasses
Little women collection: retired september first, will return spring 2021
Jo March
Scribbles of pen ink and leather bound books, the scent of a crackling fire on a restless night, warm mature amber.
Amy March
French lavender macaroons, young spring flowers (Iris and lilac) and fresh Parisian rain.
Meg March
A soft cotton dress, pink peony flowers sitting on an old wooden table.
Beth March
‘Get well’ magnolias and fresh open-window air, figs, and lavender chamomile tea.
Pop art collection: Retiring January 1st, 2021
Pow!
Cherry soda and bright red lipstick, blended with deep red roses, tonka, and red musk.
Pop flowers
Hibiscus flowers and sweet grass, blended with heliotrope and passion flowers.
Pop donuts
Pink and blue frosted donuts, blended with maple syrup and blueberry jam.
‘World famous for 15 minutes’
Sweet tobacco and vanilla, blended with a hint of violet and gin
Bad Bitches of the 1900’s- coming October 1st
‘Mad women and bad habits’
A pool full of Bright, sparkling citrus champagne, blended with lemon and soft lavender. An ode to a life of excess and slowly going mad.
‘I am a rich man’
“Vanilla bean cut with vetiver, swirled over raw animal musk (vegan) and blended with tuberose.
‘This is red! And so am I!’
A recreation of a famous long lost perfume, ‘isadora.’ All credit goes toward the original perfumer, Robert benson. This is my professional recreation as a perfumer.
Top notes of Bergamot, geranium, mint, and orange blossoms, Middle notes of Jasmine, Bulgarian rose, iris, French lavender, spices Base notes of Oakmoss, sandalwood, musk, Russian leather, opponax, vanilla
‘Love first and live incidentally’
Sweet marmalade accord (lemons+orange rind+honey) blended with linden blossoms and hyacinths
Honey accords- coming October 15th
Note for the honey accords only: Our honey accords use a skin-safe honey base as their carrier, rather than our standard fractionated coconut oil. They are all uniquely different and very strong.
Black Forest honey
Blackened honey musk, deep and rich with a hint of blackstrap molasses. A dark gourmand experience.
Golden honey
Light golden honey and sweetened oudh, a divine luxurious honey with bold richness.
Honey amber
Golden brown summer honey, mixed with amber resins and lightly sweetened with rum
Honeybush
Herbal black tea and honey with a slight floral undertone, CO2 extract
Honey vanilla musk
Golden Honey blended with sweet vanilla musk attar
Milk and honey
Calming and soothing creamy spring honey blended with milk
Dark honey patchouli
Darkened black honey blended with earthy patchouli, honey with earthy undertones
Honeycomb
Green and floral honey, not sweetened. Deep Honey of the earth. Blended with 100% beeswax absolute.
Bochet
Dark, burnt honey mead with hints of toffee and whiskey
Autumn honey
Light honey and autumnal spices blended with cloves and fresh apples
Honey metal
Crafted by the other working perfumer at Death and Floral, honey metal is a dystopian based perfume where bees have been replaced by metal bionic bees. Base of musky honey, with notes of oil, metal, and steel machinery.
scent-of-the-month‘s
Heirloom ghost-August 2020
Tarnished heirloom silver blended with banister wood and aging Victorian wallpaper
The killing moon- September 2020
cold metal wrought iron blended with freshly cut suburban grass and a bright shining moonlight on hallow’s eve
Thousand year ghost lovers- October 2020
black musk blended with deep red rose absolute and silk sheets. An ode to 1000 more years with your dead lover.
Bless your heart, Honey- November 2020
Dark vanilla cream bourbon, honey’d mint leaves, sugare’d oranges and sweet southern blessings.
Don’t shoot me Santa- December 2020
Pinyon pine resin and sweet Mojave rain
Past customs
‘Vienna waits for you’
steaming hot chocolate blended with delicious sweet bread, on a chilly autumn night. Crispy leaves piled on the sidewalk and a light whiff of the flannel linen wrapped around your shoulder
‘We took the Gig for the mileage write off’
A waft of a gasoline puddle outside of the stop’n’go, quiet night air surrounding the car parked under flickering fluorescent lights, a tiny tinge of salty sweat, the milky scent of quiet and happy dog feet, asleep in the back seat.
‘Beware the autumn people’
cotton candy and funnel cakes promise a night of bubbly fun, while the warm summer night air threatens to tell a different story. Caramel apples littered on the dry earth, as if they were abandoned in a hurry. Crunchy pistachio shelves crack under hurried feet. A quiet and almost translucent woman in a large debutante hat watches from the distance. ‘I’ve seen this before, it’s nothing new.’ As she quietly sips her sweet tea.
Eight minutes of light and heat left when the sun dies:
Pulpy coconut water and sweet Thai tea, blended with soft orange blossoms and a scorching desert thunderstorm looming in the distance
‘Texas picnic’
A delightful Texas picnic with a fresh vase of jasmine on a red checkered blanket, soft orange blossoms, puffy honey cakes, and delightful egg custard washed down with delicious boba tea
‘Crunchy baguette’
‘the warm sniff of bread upon entering a bakery, sweet and savory breads piled into a cafe, with the soft hint of coconut bonbons and fresh tarts lingering in the background’
‘You are our May Queen!’
A sinister floral blend of chrysanthemums, hyacinths, and bright red poppies laid on a bed of stark white linen sitting upon a pile of bluegrass. Blended with green tea and hallucinogenic juniper leaves. Warm, inviting, and completely unnerving.
‘The more I give to you, the more I die.’
A velvet top hat delicately blended with fancy silk robes sitting in a room made of cold stone. A tinge of cold metal mixed with the finest green absinthe and black musk.
‘When the shadows burn brighter than the embers’
Dusty desert sand under an aging afternoon sun, lavender and sweet grass wafting in the air surrounding the Smokey remnants of a recently deceased fire. Smoke and ash surround the perfumed woman, who smells of slight spice and Black musk
‘I could never stay long enough on the shore’
A quiet and empty beach full of barren miles of white sand, under a cool night moon. The soft smell of old, salty boardwalk wood in the air. A small hint of smoke in the air from a distant fire, warmth on the edge of the cold winter coastline.
‘Someday I’ll get on that train’
Earth grass underfoot, the morning after a long rainy spring night. Warm morning air and the far off scent of sweet tobacco and forgotten linens swaying in the early breeze
‘Summer night delight’
A woodsy and dry blend of Arabian sandalwood and slightly spiced Egyptian musk, laid on a bed of warm cardamom and coconut husks blended with the sweetest and juiciest blood orange, a slightly sweet buttery caramel lingering in the background
‘Flee from me, keepers of the gloom’
sweet, crunchy fall leaves and warm cedar blended with honeysuckle and soft peonies laid on a bed of warm amber
‘When the veil is thinnest’
A warm bonfire on a chilly autumn night. Crunchy leaves underfoot and Smokey, warm marshmallows roasting over an open barrel blended with warm apple cider donuts
’Happier than a corgi on stilts’ currently NOT available for purchase, I am including the notes here because it has circulated as a ‘random please!’ Scent of the month.
Warm blueberry bread muffins and furry corgi fur, with hints of musky toe beans and shaven saw-wood
Single notes
Old book paper
Electricity
Gooey marshmallow
Lavender sprite
Prickly pear
Japanese sandalwood incense
Christmas decorations
Pumpkin pie
Banana bread
Myrrh scented roses
wet clay
Vintage cream soda
Vintage cream soda-Halloween edition
Vanilla Cola-Pop
Sparkling ginger soda
Cherry Fizzy
Strawberry Spritzer Pop
Rose-water seltzer
Dunkaroos
Fruit-stripe gum
Unlisted ‘random please!’ Scents
Liza
Egyptian amber and caramel bourbon, blended with aged Russian leather and sandal rose
Cursed old fashioned
Vintage Whiskey, orange slice zest, brown sugar, and cherries