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Master list

GENERAL CATALOGUE

Art school drop out

Fresh paint water, wet clay, car exhaust, number two pencil shavings

 

Black Cherry Bomb

Melted Black Cherry popsicle juice, ginger ale cream soda, salty and hot summer skin, honeydew, golden caramelized amber

 

Bubble Pop

Bright pink bubble gum, spiced apricots, lemon rind and bitter orange peel, red berries + bergamot

 

Cinnamon Ghoul

Cinnamon, oakwood cabinets, cold ghostly hallways, aged black musk

 

Doomsday

Overdried dead grass, cool menthol tea, black currant, sage, dried acorns, tobacco

 

 

FROGS!

Grounding and warm woods, Virginia cedar, cold-pressed yuzu, overgrown moss, forest mushrooms, wet humid frog skin

 

Hallows’ Eve Museum Heist

YEE-haw time to get the old gang back together for one spooky heist. Stolen jasmine sambac and golden heart amber, orange bitters, luscious aged cognac, dinosaur bones. Dedicated to Dennis, who died in the Christmas heist.

 

I wanna be your Joey Ramone

Black oudh, chili spiced vanilla musk, nutmeg

 

I was a former gifted and talented student

Glossy pages of a scholastic book catalog, vanilla creme brûlée body spray, cherry chapstick, teen spirit deodorant 

 

I wasn’t made to make it to thirty

Tiny blue powdery pills and true blue pansies in a blue ceramic vase

 

Kodachrome

Bright red lychee fruit, sweetgrass, cornmeal, rolled oats, fresh dates

 

Little creepy crawlers

Aged patchouli and ginger, blended with coriander seed, oakwood barrels, and cinnamon spiced cocoa beans

 

Misspent youth

Iced cold root beer, the glowing hum of a 7-11 parking lot, peppered vanilla, blood orange & ginger candy, fuzzy grey amber

 

My heart is made of glass

Fresh cloves, myrrh, spiced apricot jam, tonka beans, Peru balsam

 

Photographs of sea stars

Soft sea star skin, dried sea salt, dusty warm amber, peppery copaiba balsam 

 

Pieces of October

Fresh blue corn tortillas, ancient spices, chili peppers, oakwood, autumn apples falling on a frozen ground

 

Pile of green goo 

Partially rotting wood and oakmoss, white oudh, deep & enchanting crushed rose resins

 

Plain Jane

Black oudh, fresh morning coffee, rolled tobacco, vegan animal musk, cedar, cinnamon crunch cereal

 

The deadly poppy field

Green & watery flowers, soaked earth, lily-of-the-valley, slightly sweet red poppies, the sweet lingering of a memory

 

The end is here

Vanilla Coke, bourbon, fleeing animals, the musk of an infinite black void 

 

The people you love become ghosts inside you

Heavenly musk, lingering funeral flowers, cold scent of vanilla in an empty corridor, handprints on a foggy window (Notice: ‘The people you love become ghosts inside you‘ is a heavy atmospheric that has been reported to cause feelings of intense emotion and is sometimes unpleasant in its vulnerability. Not for the faint-hearted!)

 

The scent of your skin and some foreign flowers

Boxed chocolate cereal, oakwood, toasted brown sugar, tonka bean, pantry spices, dried roses




UNLISTED CATALOGUE

These can all still be ordered! From time to time we will be removing scents that no longer spark joy in order to provide a curated catalogue that inspires our head perfumer. You can find all of these scents for individual order on the Unlisted Scents page, or as part of a bundle pack, and are also available as EDPs and in extra strength.

PLEASE NOTE: 

  • Scents from the Honey Collection are formulated in a skin-safe honey base, and as such cannot be made in extra strength. 
  • Scents from the Soda Shoppe Collection are formulated in a skin-safe carbonated “soda” base, and as such cannot be made in extra strength. 
  • Scents marked Single Notes do not have descriptions or notes lists, because their name is their description and notes list :)

 

365 (Scent of the Month: January 2021)

Sparkling pink grapefruit champagne and leftover midnight cheesecake

A hundred times I dreamed I was a star

Grey pine needles and tea rose blended with light black pepper and sage. Woody and fresh, reminiscent of a chilly autumn night sky peppered with a million stars.

A living warmth, and a picture of death

Peppery flowers and herbs, hay and old roses, musky cloves, a sharp glint of metal and worn leather.

Amy March

French lavender macarons, young spring flowers (iris and lilac) and fresh Parisian rain.

AS IF! (Scent of the Month: June 2021)

Pink pepper, freesia, peony, coconut husks, sandalwood rose and plum body spray

Astronaut Bakes a Cake

Fluffy classic white cake with cream cheese frosting and apple pie ganache

Astronaut Makes a PB&J

Gourmet peanut butter and royal jelly sandwhich on wonderbread

Astronaut Taking a Snooze

Snoozy pillow mints and dreamy lavender whipped fluff blended with pink strawberry clouds

Astronauts Eating Ice Cream

Vanilla bourbon butter pecan ice cream with toffee pieces and Milky Way fudge swirl

Astronauts Getting Boba Tea

Iced honey and winter melon boba tea with a touch of chai milk cap

Autumn Honey (Honey Collection)

Light honey and autumnal spices blended with cloves and fresh apples

Avocado Toast (Single Note)

Before you were dust

Herbal bay leaves and black tea blended with sweet tobacco, the smell of a deep belly laugh, an old wooden cane, a worn out hat and a cracked leather jacket.

Beth March

‘Get well’ magnolias and fresh open-window air, figs, and lavender chamomile tea.

Bless Your Heart, Honey (Scent of the Month: November 2020)

Dark vanilla cream bourbon, honey’d mint leaves, sugare’d oranges and sweet southern blessings.

Buried beneath the shallow hay

Aging barn wood, the musk of a lingering spirit, old and weathered hay bales.

Cardigan

Bergamot and spiced cardamom blended with Egyptian musk superior and sandalwood

Champagne Cotton Candy (Single Note)

Cherry Fizzy (Soda Shoppe Collection)

Classic dark cherry soda with small hints of cocoa beans and strong carbonation

Color me blood orange

Fresh Italian orange blood blended with autumnal spices and honeysuckle

Cosmic Crisis (Scent of the Month: January 2022)

Hot, smokey space atmosphere; lab-created flowers; the 'pop' of the last minutes of the sun

Crows, Cats, and Vampire Bats (Scent of the Month: October 2021)

Fresh bergamot, rose kush, tonka bean, black patchouli, blended together with a hint of black pepper

Crunchy Baguette

The warm sniff of bread upon entering a bakery, sweet and savory breads piled into a cafe, with the soft hint of coconut bonbons and fresh tarts lingering in the background.

Cursed Old Fashioned

Vintage whiskey, orange slice zest, brown sugar, and cherries

Damned Nightfall

The deepest and darkest amber blended with violets, black labdanum, vanilla absolute, espresso absolute, fresh cocoa beans, and honey

Dancing in the Moonlight (Scent of the Month: September 2020)

Cold and sharp autumn air under the moonlight, soft sage, buttery Peru balsam, dark woods

Dave

Hot pumpkin spice latte and sticky caramel popcorn dripping in caramel sauce

Dawn of the dragonsblood

Dragonsblood and fiery lava accord blended with myrrh-covered roses

Decomposing roses for a decomposed romance

Rose, white musk, vanilla, pink peppercorn, honeysuckle.

deer deer deer (Scent of the Month: March 2022)

Warm milk and salted earth, early spring morning air, fresh violets, soft and rich silk

Don’t Shoot Me Santa (Scent of the Month: September 2020)

Real desert pinyon resin, sweet Mojave rain, and prickly pear cactus

Dr. F Krueger’s World-Famous Night-Time Sleep Tonic

Heavy, pure German chamomile blended with relaxing and warm sandalwood. A sinister blend designed to make you sleep deeply and dream peacefully...

Dunkaroos (Single Note)

Dusty stacks of vinyl records on an antique store floor

Arabian sandalwood, dusty aged paper, cedar, warm stagnant air, patchouli, vetiver, amyris, musk.

Electricity (Single Note)

Fig Newtons Oudh (Single Note)

Filled with the heat of a reckless summer

Realistic blueberry bush, honeysuckle wafting in the air, surrounded by the scent of an aging barn.

First Spring (Scent of the Month: April 2021)

Soft suede and vanilla absolute, ancient forest wood, oak, tonka bean, sea salt

Flee from me, keepers of the gloom

Sweet, crunchy fall leaves and warm cedar blended with honeysuckle and soft peonies laid on a bed of warm amber

Girls and graves

Sugare’d grapefruit, pink musk, soft cherry blossoms, fluffy pink clouds of fairy floss

Gooey Marshmallow (Single Note)

Goth Dolly

Peru balsam blended with spiced sandalwood, and black lipstick accord. A tribute to womanhood and being whoever you want to be.

Gray November (Scent of the Month: November 2021)

Fig jam, cedar-wood, clove, spiced dark cocoa, sea salt

Half-hoping to be eaten by a bear

Woody, sweet bare skin; the lingering scent of dry leaves on a cold morning.

Heirloom Ghost (Scent of the Month: August 2020)

Tarnished heirloom silver blended with banister wood and aging Victorian wallpaper

Holiday Ennui (Black Friday 2021 Exclusive)

An ode to holiday blues and comfort food: toasted marshmallow pie accord, hot chocolate powder, blended together with softened white amber.

Honey Vanilla Musk (Honey Collection)

Golden honey blended with sweet vanilla musk attar

Honeycomb (Honey Collection)

Green and floral honey, not sweetened. Deep Honey of the earth. Blended with 100% beeswax absolute.

I am a rich man

Vanilla bean cut with vetiver, swirled over raw animal musk (vegan) and blended with tuberose.

I could never stay long enough on the shore

A quiet and empty beach full of barren miles of white sand, under a cool night moon. The soft smell of old, salty boardwalk wood in the air. A small hint of smoke in the air from a distant fire, warmth on the edge of the cold winter coastline.

I was born a bitch, I was born a painter

Sweet basil and violets, blended with Spanish moss, yarrow oil, and blue musk. 

If the sharks don’t get to you first, the sun will

Realistic sunscreen, hot summer sun, salty beach waves splashing around a wooden raft.

If we make it through December (Scent of the Month: December 2021)

Black coffee oudh, creamed honey, myrrh, chilly winter air, ginger spice 

It’s all in your head

Sun-warmed Texas sunflowers in a bright field, luscious dark amber, vanilla, and freshly baked bread.

It’s beginning to look a lot like [REDACTED]

Glidingly smooth Fresh pen ink, warm Vetiver and red leaves

Jo March

Scribbles of pen ink and leather bound books, the scent of a crackling fire on a restless night, warm mature amber.

Last days of wonder

Lemon chiffon cake batter, yellow icing flowers, sweet pollen and light honey nectar

Lavender Sprite (Single Note)

Lay me in the earth, and from my fair and unpolluted flesh let violets spring

Milky baby deer skin, soft fur musk, warm earth, oak trees, floral forest floor moss.

Let’s have a sleepover and conjure the dead

‘90s blue body glitter and incense, blended with the wood from an aging ouija board covered in hall-closet dust.

Love first and live incidentally

Sweet marmalade accord blended with linden blossoms and hyacinths

Macarons & Roses (Scent of the Month: February 2021)

Sugar’d rose macarons with a light raspberry & strawberry cream filling

Mad women and bad habits

A pool full of bright, sparkling citrus champagne, blended with lemon and soft lavender. An ode to a life of excess and slowly going mad.

Mall Soft Pretzel (Single Note)

May forever nap

A freshly laundered cotton pillow blended with soft lavender, iris, and marshmallow

Meg March

A soft cotton dress, pink peony flowers sitting on an old wooden table.

Merry Christmas, time has no meaning

Gentle fir needles and red pine, comforting outdoor woods on a brisk December night.

Monsters Still Under My Bed (Scent of the Month: July 2021)

Creaky floor wood, spiced nutmeg, golden oudh, chewy tobacco, vanilla copal resins, smokey warm amber

Morton salt girl

Yellow musk, salt, and rain on concrete 

Mountain cats will come to drag away your bones

Pepper, laurel leaf, wood, musk, tobacco, amber, fresh mountain air.

Mourning in late April

Sparkling lime and dogwood, with notes of white amber and tuberose 

Mr. Dark’s spinning carousel

Spun silk and velvety rich amber blended with shiny tarnished cane wood, ode to the perils of time and aging.

Mx. McJangles

Gourd pumpkin and incense, tangled with black wisteria

My whole life is a delicate cycle

Bubbly laundry soap, the metal clink of change in machines, a cotton bra with an unknown owner.

Night of the living basil

Holy basil, cloves, darkened orange spice

No-Bullshit Waffle Cone

True waffle cone with slight hints of caramel and dusted brown sugar cinnamon

Nobody’s happy in a poodle skirt and sweater set

Soft pillowy cotton candy and spring flowers, a field of luscious painted lavender, the scent of a town both pleasant and eerie.

Nothing rusts in the desert the air is full of ghosts

Pink cactus flowers and sweet grass, with notes of warm rain and woody dry vanilla.

Old Book Paper (Single Note)

Oudh & Turkish roses

White oudh and delectable Turkish rose

Painted Fires (Scent of the Month: May 2022)

Dry desert rose & dusty ground, sweet summer citrus, leftover bonfire ash, white sage distilled in New Mexico, sun-warmed ghostly glow
    *Our white sage used in this blend is sustainably and ethically hand-sourced and hand-distilled in a small batch by a fellow small business. For more information please follow this podcast link! https://sustainableworldradio.com/essential-oils-botanical-intelligence-a-conversation-with-aromatherapist-john-steele/

Painted Pears

Pears, golden vanilla, sandalwood, dark amber

Pop Cherry (Scent of the Month: March 2021)

Maraschino cherries, whipped cream, saffron, and black amber

Pop Flowers

Hibiscus flowers and sweet grass, blended with heliotrope and passion flowers.

Prickly Pear (Single Note)

Queen of Moths (Scent of the Month: April 2022)

Incense, rich chocolate, decaying flowers, tobacco, dark woods, attic dust

Ray

A comfy leather armchair on a chilly autumn night, surrounded by the scent of piles upon piles of books, sweet cigars from an open box, and a nice cup of Lapsang Souchong tea

Red String of Fate

Red musk and black, burnt amber blended with golden honey and black molasses

Rice Milk (Single Note)

Rosewater Seltzer (Soda Shoppe Collection)

Fresh rosewater tonic, just like at your local artisanal soda shoppe. 

Salted Raspberry Sorbet (Single Note)

Santa baby, so pay my student loans off tonight

Freshly fallen snow, peppermint hot cocoa, crushed red velvet

Scream ferociously

Orange blossoms and fierce summer lemonade, blended with green leaves and black tea

She plucked our hearts fresh from the grove and served them up for supper

Earthy figs and warm sun dried tomatoes, blended with lush honeysuckle.

She poisoned the strawberries

Fresh picked strawberries, the musk of a scorned lover, cold sparkling champagne.

Someday I’ll get on that train

Earth grass underfoot, the morning after a long rainy spring night. Warm morning air and the far off scent of sweet tobacco and forgotten linens swaying in the early breeze

Sparkling Ginger Soda (Soda Shoppe Collection)

Dark soda, ginger, and warm vanilla make this the perfect fall soda, beautifully warming on a cold day 

Summer Camp Gothic (Scent of the Month: May 2021)

Dry oakwood absolute, browned marshmallows, cedar, black pepper, toasted vanilla

Summer night delight

A woodsy and dry blend of Arabian sandalwood and slightly spiced Egyptian musk, laid on a bed of warm cardamom and coconut husks blended with the sweetest and juiciest blood orange, a slightly sweet buttery caramel lingering in the background

Swamp elixir

Soft honeysuckle and mossy oak trees, blended with water lilies and sparkling pink lemonade.

Sweet tea in the summer (Scent of the Month: June 2022)

Honey and sugar swirling in iced tea, white florals, ginger, coconut cream, Egyptian musk

Texas Picnic

A delightful Texas picnic with a fresh vase of jasmine on a red checkered blanket, soft orange blossoms, puffy honey cakes, and delightful egg custard washed down with delicious boba tea

That first morning moment

Cozy blend of lavender and chamomile tea, with notes of white amber and soft cotton.

That’s a rock fact!

Wet rocks and spooky darkened trees, damp grass underfoot and a glistening tinge of being followed

The blues are all the same

Smooth vanilla cognac, aged barrel wood, and sticky honey.

The Killing Moon (Scent of the Month: September 2021)

Cold metal wrought iron blended with freshly cut suburban grass and a bright shining moonlight on Hallow’s Eve

The library, burning down with us

Burnt edges of books, the overpowering scent of gasoline wafting around the wooden banister, wax candles melting on a desk.

The Peach Queen

Delicate blend of rosy golden peaches, skin musk, and white amber.

The Pumpkin Tree

Dirt and tangled branches blended with realistic pumpkin and a chilly ghost accord

The same way I am in love with the moon

Palo santo blended with smoked sandalwood and a lunar accord. Deep and reminiscent of a breezy night under a looming full moon.

The secret of wives and widows

A dark and mysterious blend of Arabian sandalwood, luscious vanilla, orchids and southern night air; white tea in a fine cup of china held by a figure with long painted nails.

The soft crunch of bread and bone

Flakey coconut French madeleines, stifling bakery air, vanilla cremé and crunchy macarons, the last sip of green tea with a mysterious lover.

The sweater we buried you with is hanging in my closet

A luscious blend of three different vanillas, resinous amber, Arabian sandalwood, a soft cashmere sweater.

The wolf only needs luck to find you once

Crisp forest night air, lunar musk, large drifting oakwood trees, the musky scent of a trailing shadow.

The woman and her time traveling picnic basket

Lush aged golden amber, dry sage, buckwheat honey, and orange blossoms. A red gingham blanket under the summer sun, and an endless amount of days.

This is red! And so am I!

A recreation of a famous long lost perfume, ‘Isadora’. All credit goes toward the original perfumer, Robert Benson. This is my professional recreation as a perfumer. Top notes of bergamot, geranium, mint, and orange blossoms; middle notes of jasmine, Bulgarian rose, iris, French lavender, and spices; base notes of oakmoss, sandalwood, musk, Russian leather, opoponax, and vanilla.

Time marches on

Fluffy blend of blue and pink cotton candy, early morning English ivy, and light spring rain

‘Tis the season to acknowledge the void

Black musk, black amber, pinyon pine needles, and the knowledge that time's arrow marches on. Contains a very slim profile of warm nuttiness, black coffee, and dark cocoa beans.

Two cups of tea, a summer monsoon, and me and you

Rain on cracked soil, wet creosote, a swelling monsoon, desert cedar, black tea.

Vampire Market (Scent of the Month: February 2022)

Freshly steamed rice, juicy blood orange, open-air night market spices

Vanilla Vogue (Single Note)

A very refined vanilla, one of my favorite house accord experiments. Contains, among other ingredients, hand crushed vanilla beans, pure vanilla absolute, tonka, and a whisper of fresh cocoa beans.

Vienna waits for you

Steaming hot chocolate blended with delicious sweet bread on a chilly autumn night. Crispy leaves piled on the sidewalk and a light whiff of the flannel linen wrapped around your shoulder

Vintage Cream Soda (Soda Shoppe Collection)

Classic A&W cream soda

Watercolor Summer (Scent of the Month: August 2021)

Fresh strawberries, violets, golden amber, and soft lavender

Wet Clay (Single Note)

When the shadows burn brighter than the embers

Dusty desert sand under an aging afternoon sun, lavender and sweet grass wafting in the air surrounding the smokey remnants of a recently deceased fire. Smoke and ash surround the perfumed woman, who smells of slight spice and black musk.

When the veil is thinnest

A warm bonfire on a chilly autumn night. Crunchy leaves underfoot and smokey warm marshmallows roasting over an open barrel, blended with warm apple cider donuts

Willow

Fresh vanilla, black tea, ginger cookies, darkened amber, cinnamon bark, patchouli, witches herbs

With the fishes and the dead

Black squid ink and mile long oceans. Black ambergris, black labdanum absolute, salty ocean water, and black pits of stretched out emptiness.

You belong among the wildflowers

Lemongrass and wild red poppies, blended with sunflowers, Spanish moss, and dogwood.





OTHER UNLISTED SCENTS

In an effort to prevent creative stagnation, to free up space in our studio, and to reduce waste of unused product: we will no longer be carrying batch bottles of the following scents. They can still be blended to order for you, but please note that doing so may cause your order to take the extent of our 10-15 day TAT to be fulfilled! You can use the “OTHER” choice on product pages to order them; failure to write your “OTHER” scent choice in your order notes will cause your order to be cancelled and refunded. Thank you for understanding and coming with us on this journey of creative growth!

PLEASE NOTE: 

  • Scents from the Honey Collection are formulated in a skin-safe honey base, and as such cannot be made in extra strength. 
  • Scents from the Soda Shoppe Collection are formulated in a skin-safe carbonated “soda” base, and as such cannot be made in extra strength. 
  • Scents marked Single Notes do not have descriptions or notes lists, because their name is their description and notes list :)

 

11 days in December

The scent of an abandoned car, wet footprints leading to a path, an exotic mystery trail of citrus, spice, dust, and oil.

Banana Bread (Single Note)

Black Forest Honey (Honey Collection)

Blackened honey musk, deep and rich with a hint of blackstrap molasses. A dark gourmand experience.

Blockbuster

Friday night autumn air, sticky caramel candy, small wafts of buttery popcorn, rows and rows of movie choices, and lonely un-bought candy corn sitting at the register

Bochet

Dark, burnt honey mead with hints of toffee and whiskey

Capitalist Figs (Black Friday 2020 Exclusive)

Black figs, blackened honey wine, and swirling black sugar on a bed of black patchouli.

Christmas Decorations (Single Note)

Christmas Soda (Soda Shoppe Collection)

A bubbly blend of dark soda, nutmeg, cinnamon, mint, topped with whipped cream and shaven graham crackers 

Dark Honey Patchouli (Honey Collection)

Darkened black honey blended with earthy patchouli, honey with earthy undertones

Eight minutes of light and heat left when the sun dies

Pulpy coconut water and sweet Thai tea, blended with soft orange blossoms and a scorching desert thunderstorm looming in the distance

Golden Honey (Honey Collection)

Light golden honey and sweetened oudh, a divine luxurious honey with bold richness.

Happier than a corgi on stilts

Warm blueberry bread muffins and furry corgi fur, with hints of musky toe beans and shaven saw-wood

Honey Amber (Honey Collection)

Golden brown summer honey, mixed with amber resins and lightly sweetened with rum

Honey Metal (Honey Collection)

Crafted by the other working perfumer at Death and Floral, Honey Metal is a dystopian based perfume where bees have been replaced by metal bionic bees. Base of musky honey, with notes of oil, metal, and steel machinery. 

Honeybush (Honey Collection)

Herbal black tea and honey with a slight floral undertone, CO2 extract

Japanese Sandalwood Incense (Single Note)

Milk and Honey (Honey Collection)

Calming and soothing creamy spring honey blended with milk

Pop Donuts

Pink and blue frosted donuts, blended with maple syrup and blueberry jam. 

Pow!

Cherry soda and bright red lipstick, blended with deep red roses, tonka, and red musk.

Pumpkin Pie (Single Note)

The more I give to you, the more I die

A velvet top hat delicately blended with fancy silk robes sitting in a room made of cold stone. A tinge of cold metal mixed with the finest green absinthe and black musk.

The taste of almost summer

Orange creamsicle ice cream and soft tuberose blended with pink cotton candy and lavender

Vanilla Cola Pop (Soda Shoppe Collection)

Cola with a hint of vanilla beans 

Vanilla Pipe Tobacco (Single Note)

We took the gig for the mileage writeoff

A waft of a gasoline puddle outside of the stop’n’go, quiet night air surrounding the car parked under flickering fluorescent lights, a tiny tinge of salty sweat, the milky scent of quiet and happy dog feet, asleep in the backseat.

World famous for 15 minutes

Sweet tobacco and vanilla, blended with a hint of violet and gin 

You are our May Queen!

A sinister floral blend of chrysanthemums, hyacinths, and bright red poppies laid on a bed of stark white linen sitting upon a pile of bluegrass. Blended with green tea and hallucinogenic juniper leaves. Warm, inviting, and completely unnerving.